Oh yeah! Are you ready for the weekend?? I certainly am. ANTM is really boring this season so far. I hate the whole stupid sidelines about robots and fairy tails and can you say GOODBYE JOE from Project Runway. I really like Kenley but she is getting snarky. I said it before girl.. your attitude is going to kill you.
What am I doing this weekend you ask? You of course. I’ve been waiting for your “business trip” to come around. Is your wife secure in the knowledge that her man is ever faithful? LOL That is so cute. But I suppose it is better this way … she wont come bursting in the room while I have your cock down my throat and my ruffle covered ass up in the air for your pleasure. If she wants to watch… I can do that too *wink* I don’t mind sharing. Just ask Georgia how well I share a cock! It was SO much fun taking top and bottom on Jimmy, he popped off like a rocket! Princess Chloe is SO spankable! My husband and I took great pleasure in punishing her for using our hot tub without permission, don’t tell him.. but I have arranged for her to cum back… SOON! hehe. Naughty Jeremy knows JUST how to fuck his girl, forcing me to take his cock in the most interesting of positions, and Pretty Pantied Timothy…. always a pleasure teasing you in front of a mirror. Mistress Alexandra turned me into her hypnotic slave serving Her and Master Brian. I should have kept my mouth shut about never submitting to anyone huh? Mmmm Russell was SO much fun, I never laughed so much giving a blow job in my life…and Judd … darling.. you know exactly where to find me if you want me *grin*
hehehe isn’t that AWESOME? Now I don’t have any clue whether its a real ad or not but I figure either way its pretty damn funny! Kenley from Project Runway is beginning to get on my nerves. She does absolutely wonderful stunning work but she can’t handle ANY opinions other than her own and wow is she ever snarky about it. Though I was completely happy they dumped Blayne and Terri. About time I say!
ANTM has started as well and hmmm what an interesting mix it is this season. I personally am rooting for Isis but I don’t think she is going to make it all the way, though weirder things have happened. I have to give her credit for making it on the show and standing up for her convictions and I think she is gorgeous to boot.
OMG I absolutely LOVE Drag Queens and having my favorite Chris March back on Project Runway this week was just awesome! I love his design work and I was really sad when he didn’t win. Ok does anyone else want to just choke Blaine? Man he is annoying! But I was totally happy Joe won this week but I did think the Samuri outfit was the most interesting to look at so I called it wrong, however I was right on the money that Daniel was definitely OUT. Ugh. About time. But I have to say that was probably the best episode of PR that I have ever seen.
Wow have you seen the rush of new phone sex vixens at Bay City Blues??? Georgia apparently went into overdrive and brought back some outstanding talent AND some fresh faces too! How fun is that? So many more people to do 2 girl calls with!! Check them all out on the available girls page and lets round up someone to play with shall we??
I have to say that my Monday was a VAST improvement on my weekend, I think you guys are liking seeing me on the front page of Bay City Blues eh? LOL To tell the truth.. I think its really a sexy way to give you a taste of what you get when you call me.
Certainly Teddy didn’t seem to mind when he called to watch me fuck Big John.. Watching him struggle against the restraints in his pretty pink panties made my fuck even hotter.. and then lapping up Big Johns sticky mess made a hell of a wet spot in his panties *snicker* Poor Teddy… I think you were made to be a cuck. Dirty Dave just loves my strap on… he sucks it SO pretty! Watching him slurp his own cum out of his pretty bowl was just icing on the cake… too much fun! Charlie.. I just love the way you know exactly how to fuck me and what mood I am in.. you can drop by anytime baby…. Noah! I am so sorry my stupid phones were acting up and I missed your call… Reschedule?
Are you up for some phone sex? I’m ready if you are!
I swear I have been wet all day! My pussy is just loving all the attention its getting from Latino Larry as his tongue does the tango on my clit! I just love a man who likes to eat pussy for hours.. don’t you?
That bitch Chloe was sneaking around behind my back with my jock boyfriend. Seriously just because you aren’t good enough for the cheerleading squad doesn’t mean you have to go after my man.. did you think I wouldn’t find out? Dirty little slut that she is, she deserved the cheerleaders ganging up on her and paddling her ass red!
I scheduled a session with Alexandra to have my tarot cards read, and I have to tell you it was more interesting and on cue than I thought it would be. If the reading proves to be true I am in for a VERY hot month if you know what I mean *wink*
mmmm yummy boy J has so much fun sneaking around just to jerk his cock for me.. I bet his wife doesn’t realize just how badly he wants to fuck his neighbor down the street now does she?? One taste is just never enough is it baby?
Now I am going to oil up and get some sun.. who is up for some slippery phone sex?
Mmmm ok just a recap on Project Runway. I find myself liking Kenley and Suede’s design styles ALOT, but the habit Suede has of talking about himself in 3rd person is so damn annoying it almost overwhelms my opinion of his work. Now I know its just a ploy to get more attention on the show but jesus.. let your work stand for itself. Kenley with her super cute pin up girl look and sassy designs is my current favorite for the win.
I’m trying to decide what to do this weekend, I might head to a friends beach house and just relax listening to the waves and catch the ocean breeze during the day and gear up for some summer fun at night. There is always something going on at Jared’s house and it would be an excellent way to beat the heat.
Sexy Sam.. no I haven’t forgotten you! How is that even possible?? Romantic and intense phone sex is what we do best together isn’t it? *smile* Why don’t you come and look me up again tonight darling… I will have something special prepared just for you *wink* I just adore being your Trophy Lover Michael. What your wife doesn’t know wont hurt her now will it? After all.. your friends appreciate the bit of eye candy I make on your arm don’t they?? and I KNOW that you appreciate the.. fringe benefits of having me on your arm when we are between the sheets don’t you? Guilt is for the weak minded.. now go buy me something sparkly and let that guilt slip away when I wrap myself around your cock.
Are you up for a phone sex lover of your own? Someone who, perhaps relieves you from the boredom of your married life and gives you what you have been missing? I thought so. Why don’t you give me a call love.. and we will see what trouble we can get into…
Wooo Hoo! Project Runway started tonight and I have to say I am having a REALLY hard time picking a favorite this season. Usually someone just pops right out at me and I stick with them but so far I am completely unimpressed. BUT my favorite look did win.. so that is something at least. Kudos to sexy Mark who popped in to give me some designer phone sex in the middle of the show.. Thank god for DVR’s LOL I’m wondering if the Chinese delivery guy knew what I was up to right before he came to the door.. Nasty Mark whispering dirty suggestions for my General Tso’s chicken in my ear… dirty dirty boy…. You definitely wanted to be a fly on the wall when sexy Amy and I started partying - Maybe you could have told us exactly what happened LOL All I know is it was a VERY good time *giggle* Ohhh JL have you seen DESTINY? Isn’t she a yummy mouthful? I bet that we could have so much fun with her as a naughty hitchhiker or.. oh maybe she could babysit for us like Bailey did. Such a BAD girl thinking she could bring her boyfriend over while we were gone and try out all of our toys. The LEAST they could have done is let us show them how to use them properly don’t you agree? *wink* Man it has been such a LONG time since I have played with Tonya, I had forgotten JUST how hot a call with us could be, but Jon..er Jessica didn’t… did you baby? She was so hot when she strapped on and took you like the bitch that you are, just call that slutty make over a bonus round LOL
You know you want your very own kinky phone sex session don’t you? Come and play with me…
I am just SO terrible about writing in this thing! I find myself distacted by a new lover these days, and much of my “spare” time is being taken up by romance *grin* sucks to be me doesn’t it?
In any case I’m having a fantastic time indulging your hot summer phone sex fantasties, you boys certainly know how to push my buttons don’t you? Brynn and I had a FANTASTIC time playing with our toy! You never know what the possibilities are until you ask isnt that right honey? LOL Mmm and then I got to experience William first hand, and boy was that fun! I enjoy a man who knows what he wants and knows how to go about getting it. Big B bent me over in front of his buddies and had the pleasure of taking my ass on a dare… Sexy Erin and I hooked up with Barney at a night club and made losing his virginity a night he wasn’t soon to forget. Gotta love a virgin with fantastic recovery time huh?
Its hot and I am craving something cool…. Got Ice? Why don’t you come over here and whisper your phone sex fantasy in my ear….
I cannot believe that people are not lining up to date this guy… PLEASE call me… Please.. I will give you some super hot phone sex because you just make me SO hot. Please Dmitri… call me.. I need you….I feel that we are soul mates and you really understand me…
Oh holy jesus.. you just have to listen to the whole thing
Happy Monday everyone.. can you believe its almost JULY already? Im totally shocked! It was a naughty phone sex weekend for sure with all of my lovers thinking of nasty ways to help me beat the heat! First I got to play with Chloe and she was SO jealous when I won employee of the year! What can I say… I know how to manuver a powerful man *wink* Man she paid us back in spades though when she set up a gang rape with the mailroom boys! Can’t say that I didn’t enjoy it though *giggle* Dont tell her that.. LOL Then Drew is BACK and boy she reminded me why I love her soooo much when we got in a huge vat of vanilla ice cream together and wrestled for the mob bosses attention… that was sooo lickably good! Naughty Pete was caught peeping in my windows AGAIN! I was forced to dress him up like the pretty princess he wants to be and let my friends have at him with their strap ons LOL I just LOOVVE talking to Eugene about all the naughty things he used to do with his ex wife…..then I turn the tables and do all my OWN naughty things to him *grin* Have you just ever been turned on by seeing someone sweat? I was watching Erin work with the animals out in the hot sun and that trickle of sweat down her smooth sexy belly just got my panties in a bunch! It didn’t take much convincing to get her to go skinny dipping with me and little Johnny..She even showed me how real cowgirls make a man beg LMAO. Mmmm who would have thought phone sex could be so fun?
Get out those frozen bananas and big sticks and lets cool off together!
